I haven't posted in like foreverz. I bought this goddamn paid account and I didn't try to add enough friends, I don't post enough, I sometimes forget to even check my friend's page. It is ridiculous, but today is a new fucking day, its the day when I start wasting more time here. I'm going to start things off with a jollyoldblog favorite of one of those stupid lists about funny/interesting shit found on the internet. Reading teh internetz to find out about teh internetz! Okay.

1. Joe Mathlete explains today's Marmaduke.  Easily one of my favorite blogs ever. Dude has a band too, he has releases on Asaurus Records. I remember years ago I used to frequent a website called somesongs, where this guy posted songs for critique. Small internetz world.

2. Rifftrax. MST3K, lives on. Sort of. Mike Nelson with some help from some of the other guys sell mp3 'riffs' on popular movies. You play them while you watch gems like Battlefield Earth, Episode 1, etc. We had trouble getting Battlefield Earth to sync properly, but I won't give up yet.

3. Simcity Societies. I saw a video on youtube of this yesterday. Dope ass shit. I don't normally get all excited about video games anymore, but I'll actually be paying money for this, rather than stealing it from teh internetz.

4. Tom Green's internet tv show. I had heard of it, and stuff, but then I actually watched it yesterday. I watched the one with Neil Hamburger. I don't know if the one episode with Neil is an accurate representation, because Neil is quite possibly the funniest man to walk the Earth, but it was good. Neil said that Robin Williams is infected with every sexually transmitted disease known to man, and he was raped by Williams. Poolside Chats is also great. And if you recognize the guy he's talking to, this is funny.

5. Mike Gravel for president. This video, that stony eyed glare. I bet in his youth he chewed glass and punched sides of beef.

6. New Job, new city, new life. The other day I got a call from one of the places in Portland I have been applying at, I haven't gotten the job yet, but my application has been forwarded to the background check part of the process. So if they don't find out about my overseas banking op, I should have an interview, and being the witty, professional, cleans-up-nice, heart of fucking gold, mothafucka I am, I should get the job. Then we move.

7. Portland. The job will be there. We want to move from this shithole. Springfield is a garbage dump. I know that parts of Portland are equally trashy, more dangerous, and more amphetamine infested, but at least there is a museum and a zoo. I can handle trash, crime, and all that, but my patience for this place has run out. Plus Portland is way bikey-er. It has Zoobomb, Pedalpalooza, and recognizes Peak Oil.

8. ETSY.com. When moved an attempt will be made to create a living space suitable for living. Rather than the ramshackle assortment of unsightly trashpicked furniture, taped up scribbles, corner gathered trash, and cockroach nests. I am hoping that ETSY will be able to furnish our living area with attractive, original, and relatively cheap art. Goodbye squalor. (note: not my actual home, but close.)

9. Discovering new, insanely geeky shit that you had no idea existed. WTF? Amazing.

10. Michael Moore's SICKO. Pretty much makes you want to move to another country. Srsly.